Bizarro Romney No Want Am President Nomination!

If Mitt Romney really wants to run again in 2012, why is he writing articles titled “Let Detroit Go Bankrupt”? He remembers that Michigan gets one of the first primaries, right?

Future articles from the Romney shop:

“Manchester: City of Assholes.”
“Suck My Dick, Des Moines”
“Dartmouth, Still Harvard for Stupid People”
“Florida: Smells Like Dead People”
“Why Nevada Should Ban Gambling”
“South Carolina: GAAAAAAAAAY”

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