For the record

I have a liter bottle of water that I fill up 4-5 times a day at the office, and a big Spider-Man 3 Slurpee cup* that I fill up 4-5 times at home. I drink about 4 cups of coffee a day and a liter of diet coke. When I’m at a restaurant with free refills, I have 3-4 diet cokes. This is partly because the liquids give me little respites during the workday – doo dee doo, time to piddle around in the kitchen – and partly because of social nervousness.

*because I fucking rule