Shorter Roger L Simon
If Chris Rock kicks that ball into my yard one more time, I’m keeping it!
(Seriously! I don’t usually read Simon, but I wanted to go somewhere for Oscar liveblogging. How lame and crotchety do you have to be to say “Kudos to Tim Robbins for keeping his mouth shut about politics” and not notice that Chris Rock had just said “We’re all thrilled by his acting, and bored crazy by his politics! Please welcome Tim Robbins!”)