So CJ and Dean have offered their nominations for the hottest cartoon femmes of all time. As Fritz Stunkard would say, they’re “pretty good.” But my list is definitive.

7.Mindy Simmons from “The Simpsons”

Homer’s hard-drinkin’, lard-eatin’ tempstress from season 4.
“Let’s order room service!”

6.Shampoo from “Ranma 1/2”

Another endearingly retarded Rumiko Takahashi character, this time with the cutest voice ever.
“I give you kiss of death! Now you die!”

5.Rogue from “X-Men”

Just a total bone thrown to the nerdy, hormonal kids who like comics. Needlessly sexed up by Jim Lee.

4.Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”

Naturally. She rules in several ways.
“Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle!”

3.Willow Rosenberg from the unaired “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” cartoon
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Oh, what are you gonna do? Call the ref on me? She’s animated, she’s hot.
“When I’m with a boy I like I can’t say anything cool, or witty–or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.”

2.Faye Valentine from “Cowboy Bebop”

Remember that part in the movie when Vincent cuts her top off for no reason? Oh, yeah.
“You’re the one still tied to the past, Spike!”

1.Misato Katsuragi from “Neon Genesis Evangelion”

Hot, and died to save the world. And hot.
“Take advantage of everything here, except me.”

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