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Seen on a dry-erase board

I noticed the following messages on one of the message boards in my hall. (My hall is fairly cluttered with rich, popular girls.)

Hey Rita – call me sometime and we’ll go clubbing!

Hey Rita, let’s go out!

HEY RITA LAST NITE WAS GREAT

In misanthropic response, I have taken to tallying the days that go by without anyone leaving a message on my door.

I’m up to nine.

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