Fun with Traficant

I’m not going to rest until I find a full transcript of the insane Jim Traficant’s remarks to the House committee that eventually recommended his expulsion from Congress. I mean, come on:
– “When I get out I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a Gladiator I will stab people in the crotch”
– “I would ask the committee not to ask me any questions, because I’ve got to go to the bathroom. I’m disgusted, busted, can’t be trusted.”
– “If I had a gastric emission, it would destroy every camera in the joint.”
– “When I go to the floor for my final execution, I’ll dress in a denim suit. It will be part Willie Nelson, John Wayne, Will Smith, ‘Men in Black,’ James Brown. Maybe I’ll do a Michael Jackson moon walk.”
– “I may throw some karate shots in there. Actually, my body is a lethal, lethal weapon.”

I think this says it best

Song of the Day: Liza Minnelli, “Losing My Mind”

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